Practical advice for the performing arts

Month: April 2019

Ask Me Anything, Vol. 3

Work on the next set of proposals is taking me a little longer than I anticipated, so I figured I’d keep this ball rolling in the meantime. As you may recall, I asked for questions, and you didn’t disappoint. The questions have gotten progressively deeper, much to my surprise, and I’m glad to get the chance to interact with my readers in this fashion. (Again, I’ve rephrased some of these, with the permission of those who submitted questions, to more clearly get at what they meant.)

Assume that you don’t have to deal with commercial realities or make a living. What kind of theater would you most like to do? Would you form a group, and if so, what would its focus be?

…I’ve never thought about that! I guess I would form a group. Of course, the first thing one must decide when forming such a group is what the talent base will be, and if it’ll be a garden-variety community/regional theater or specialize in particular types of casting/material (one local example of the latter is Providence Black Repertory, which offers programming inspired by the African Diaspora’s cultural traditions). The type of group you decide to create will inform your audience base as well. Bearing in mind how I started in this industry, and at what age, I think I’d like to run a program that offers performing arts and technical theatrical training to youth between the ages of, say, 12 and 21, with a specific focus on musicals, and in particular discovering and sharing things about pop culture, and how we view ourselves as a result of it, through them. I feel like this would interest a lot of parents of potential performers (and techies), because the performing arts offer kids an opportunity to enhance their literacy skills and discover latent talents, and in the best setting, they instill self-confidence that fosters hope for one’s future. It also helps develop an appreciation for the arts that is sadly not being reinforced in the American school system today (as I’ve mentioned before). The ideal experience for these kids would share insight into personal responsibility, introduce the fascination involvement with performance can bring, and generate discerning audiences of the future. I wouldn’t be looking to develop professional artists, although it’s great if that’s what they want to do; my goal would be to encourage creativity and a love for the arts and to use them to inspire growth, teach skills, and inform. A success story for my group would be someone who got involved and became a transformed individual, able to tackle any challenge and ready to become a contributing citizen.

What is the hardest part of getting started on a pre-existing project (i.e. a show that has had a previous production)?

That’s an interesting question, and there are two ways to answer it: getting started on a revival or being hired to replace a previous creative team on a show (a good example of which would be Finding Neverland, which opened in the UK with one writing and creative team and had replaced all of those elements by the time it reached Broadway). So, with that in mind, my answer will focus on both possibilities. Working on a revival is simpler, to me, than replacing the team on something new; the show already exists, and you know it works, or else it wouldn’t be coming back. It’s a proven commodity if you will. The only real hassles are getting the rights, which can be denied to you for a variety of reasons at any time, and, if you’re commercially minded, the fact that the pie, so to speak, has already been sliced and consequently, instead of making tons of money on an original, you’re mostly raking in the dosh for other people instead. Taking over an existing show and reshaping it is a horse of a different color; it’s stimulating, but for other reasons. On the positive side, your work is cut out for you — there’s already an existing version of this show, and you know it doesn’t work or you wouldn’t have been called in. Having something to look at allows you to trust your judgment and avoid making the same mistakes in your overhaul, or to plead the case of something on which the head honcho is missing the boat. But the negative is that you’re constantly walking on eggshells, in terms of both navigating the previous creative team’s hurt feelings and also the possible animosity of actors (provided the cast is retained), who get very protective of people and material they’ve already worked with, to the new boss. (I’m reminded of the story of how Stephen Schwartz auditioned his new score for Godspell to the original cast, who sat there with blank faces before grabbing a couple of guitars and running through their rougher previous version.) If you can do a better job than what you saw, it considerably lessens the sting, but it’s no picnic. Still, the success, should it come, is worth the effort. (In fact, one of our best original projects is one where my boss came in and replaced the whole creative team; it works, and it’s going to get even better once we give it another shot of adrenaline.)

The first project you worked on as a producer?

The actual first project is lost to the mists of time, sadly. (Because of the sheer volume of projects, not all of which reach fruition, I believe producers’ memories age faster than the average schmo; as my boss once put it, “It all becomes art fudge.”) A cursory glance at the Yahoo! email account I used at the time, however, shows I initially received budget proposals for a Hair revival and an original Whoopi Goldberg-targeted vehicle as examples of what kinds of shows I’d be working on.

Are you fond of any foreign language shows?

In the industry, it’s something to be ashamed of, but I out-and-out love Tanz der Vampire. However, though I see a lot of love for Elisabeth, Rebecca, and more out there, I find I just can’t get into other foreign shows. (Among those that bug me: I’m surprised Notre Dame de Paris has a fandom; I find it a lovely candidate for an insomnia cure. I much prefer Disney’s Hunchback, which, though it’s had foreign runs, is technically American in origin. Just don’t get me started on how I prefer the original Berlin production to the licensed version…)

What are the greatest highs and lows you’ve experienced in your career and why?

One of my greatest highs was the first time I made money on a project. I’d been producing since I was 15, and as is the case 99% of the time in this business, it looked like all talk and no result until then. I tried to tell myself that while it doesn’t pay 24/7, 365, it’s what I love to do and I do it well, but back then, people looked at it with a jaundiced eye and frequently asked me when I’d get a real job. That is, they did, until I handled an image rights negotiation for the Estate of Michael Jackson in the Asian market in 2009 (a pachinko manufacturer wanted to use his likeness and clips of his performances for a themed device). Though the project involved came to naught, I made a couple of grand for my trouble. It was the first tangible proof my work was worthwhile, so I can’t fault that as a high point. The lowest point, sadly, involves one of my great loves, Tanz der Vampire. But because legal action may be coming up on that project within the next twelve months, I can’t say much more about it here. (I’m sorry I have to leave such a tantalizing breadcrumb without the rest of the loaf, but you asked and I chose to answer as honestly as I was able.)

What are your views on the current state of musicals, be it on an international level (including regional productions) or exclusively looking at what Broadway offers these days?

Another question with two possible answers; in this case, I could answer from a purely artistic standpoint or a purely economic standpoint. As is my wont, I choose both. Artistically, my view on the current state of musicals is immaterial, because opinion in the arts can only be subjective. Speaking for myself, do I like most new musicals? Nah, they’re not my style; they’re not what I grew up with or what I like. And I question why someone would pay $200 a ticket to see the musical version of a movie that plays constantly on TV for free. But what I like has nothing to do with what sells, and what sells is ultimately the key indicator of success for a producer. From that standpoint, Broadway isn’t dead or dying, and never will be. Broadway can’t be “destroyed” by anything. Now, I get why folks are upset; the days of producers taking a risk on a show that didn’t rely on big-screen familiarity or popular music seem to be over. Like today’s movies, Broadway shows are so expensive to produce that investors are reluctant to buy into an unproven property. And risk-averse Broadway wants as much of a sure thing as it can get. So they produce a glut of “sure things,” and then discover they aren’t a blueprint for success 100% of the time. But there has never been a time in my memory when everyone was happy with the state of Broadway. Go back a quarter century, and people bitched that all the big shows were imports from London’s West End. Over the past few decades, every time trends shift slightly, people (I call their type the “Nostra-dumbass”) bemoan the death of the Great White Way, and they’ve never been right. Unless every theater suddenly closes up shop, they’ll have a hard time convincing me otherwise. This trend of jukebox and screen-to-stage musicals will pass, and it’ll be replaced by something new for us to complain about. Complaining is part of the Broadway experience. As long as there’s an audience willing to believe in it, and to shell out the money, Broadway’s not going anywhere any time soon.


That’s about enough for now. I have more answers to your questions, but they will come in the next episode. See you then!

Ask Me Anything, Vol. 2

As you may recall, I asked for questions, and you didn’t disappoint. This is the second installment of those. I was kinda surprised by the presence of at least one acting question; someone’s trying to get me to jump the gun! Patience, dear readers, patience. (Again, I’ve rephrased some of these, with the permission of those who submitted questions, to more clearly get at what they meant.)

Hi, I’m doing an audition soon to move up groups at the television workshop (a drama group in the UK that trains people for TV/film acting, they’re also your agent if you get in), and I’m just wondering if you have any suggestions as to what monologue I could do. I’m male and 16. Given that they train for television they typically expect naturalistic performances, but the monologue style is down to the actor’s preference. Usually, their actors do a lot of dramatic roles (Game of Thrones, Utopia, This is England, etc.). I’m considering the monologue of Caligula from Caligula by Albert Camus but I’m not sure, as such I’d appreciate the opinion of someone with significantly more experience than myself. Thanks!

Well, damn! First of all, actors, this is a perfect example of how you frame this question: all the info up-front about the workshop that a person could need to help them give more targeted advice, what kind of roles they usually put people in (better not to prepare something funny for a workshop picking leads for a weepy drama), info about yourself as a performer that may be relevant… this dude has it down pat, and he’s only 16! Kudos! Now, to answer the actual question: you say their actors usually do dramatic roles, which of course means they don’t always. If they don’t specify how many monologues you can do, I’d say prepare one serious one, and one funny one, and see what reaction you get from the people you run audition pieces by before auditioning with them. If you can do both, do both; show them you’ve got range. As for specific pieces, I’m not great at selecting monologues; there are plenty of books and websites out there that help with that sort of thing. If you think you’re good at the Caligula one, go for it, but have an alternate option just in case, and a funny option as a backup.

What’s been your favorite project to work on (that you can disclose)?

My favorite project to work on, that I can disclose, has been an original musical called Excusez Moi, which is currently in development for production. It’s easily my favorite of our overall project slate and probably has been since I joined my company at 15. It boasts (arguably) one of the most unique scores in theater history, and is uniquely suited to casino showrooms or club venues. For more on this, you’ll just have to keep an ear open.

What’s the most ridiculous Shakespeare interpretation you can think of? (THE CAVEAT BEING it has to be something someone would actually put on.)

Finally, someone asks me about the classics! (I post about musicals a lot here, but I do have some stuff to say about plays too, y’know.) Well… the most ridiculous Shakespeare interpretation I can think of has already come to life. Or have you never heard of the Tiny Ninja Theater Co.’s renditions of Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet, and Hamlet? (I shouldn’t judge. Some people I know and trust say that it’s kinda fun. But I’m judging unless or until I see for myself.)

If you could go back in time and see any production of any show, which one would it be and why?

For all the knocks I gave it in my notes on the show, if I could go back in time, I’d see the original Broadway production of Jesus Christ Superstar in 1971, just for the sheer insanity of that particular rendition. Reviews of the time allude to a curtain that doubled as the stage floor, laser beams, smoke and wind machines, dancing dwarfs, shuffling lepers, hooded demons, Jesus crucified on a golden triangle, intricate bridges descending from the ceiling, and incredible costumes appearing out of the floor. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not how I view JCS at all (to me, it’s not a circus of show-biz gimmickry, it’s a simple, moving rock opera, the story of Christ’s Passion told in the vernacular, and the appeal for me has always been the music and lyrics giving a new spin to this age-old story), but still, I’d like to have seen it, just for the gonzo spectacle.

You allude to having tried other roles in the entertainment industry. What made you decide firmly that you wanted to work as a producer?

Put simply, it was realizing, “I can either do something I’m good at or fail at other stuff.” As an actor, I read well, and I can more or less memorize blocking after a few tries; memorize my lines, though? In the words of Hall and Oates, “no can do.” Unless it’s a show I already know and love well, I just don’t retain new material. I dunno why, that’s just how it is. (You can see how that would be a stumbling block, I’m sure.) As a writer, I discovered I’m a better idea man and editor all around; playing with someone else’s stuff is way easier than trying to cultivate your own “voice,” and I could see that, unlike others who graduated from fan stuff to original work, that would never be my path. I wanted to be in charge and to play a vital role, and a producer calls the shots, raises the money and says we have a show. What’s more vital than that? I didn’t know I had an aptitude for it, honestly, until someone spotted it and believed in me enough to tell me I should pursue it. (This is a story for another post.)

Alright, Mr. Producer / Aspiring Director, pop quiz! You have infinite money and resources, and you don’t have time to write one of your proposals. Give me a concept for a revival. Go!

…you chicken shit son of a bitch. Alright, let’s see… I’d develop a Cabaret revival that utilizes the three-act structure attempted — and dropped — in the original production’s out-of-town tryout. It’s always been a three-act story to me, and three acts are the ideal structure for a play if the story can justify it. The intermissions give the audience a chance to digest and then move to a higher level of concentration. Cabaret’s story is so rich with meaning that it certainly supports it. If you put something wonderful in front of an audience, you won’t lose them. If it’s not wonderful, why are you putting it on? Visually speaking, it’d have more in common with the Hal Prince / Ron Field staging than the now-ubiquitous Sam Mendes / Rob Marshall revival, but the book would be more like the latter than the former, and the numbers common to the show and film would retain Bob Fosse’s choreography. (One does not simply waste classic Fosse.) Score-wise, “Willkommen” plays like the 2006 West End revival, wrapping in and around Cliff and Ernst’s opening scene; “Telephone Song” becomes a transition to the Kit Kat Klub and includes the full extent of “Telephone Dance”; Sally can sing either “Don’t Tell Mama” or “Mein Herr” but not both, because each sets up her character differently, so I’d re-assign “Mein Herr” as a commentary song to Fritzie / Fräulein Kost; intermission after “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”; new Act II opens with “Why Should I Wake Up,” then Sally drops the bomb, Cliff tells her “Don’t Go,” and she responds with her non-diegetic thoughts (“Maybe This Time”); “The Money Song / Sitting Pretty” as combined for the ’87 revival is used; “Meeskite” is included; intermission after “Tomorrow Belongs to Me (Reprise)”; and then the show continues more or less as written from there (full version of “I Don’t Care Much,” and classic version of the finale with various character flashbacks if you’re curious).


It’s been great, it’s been swell, but I’ve got to run, for now, schnell! So, keep asking questions, and maybe they’ll pop up in the next installment.

(For those who only care about what’s next, there’s only one more portfolio of directing proposals to get through, and then we’re on to acting!)

“If I Did It,” Vol. 3: The Turning Point (or, Musicals à la Spielberg)

Over my years of being a faitheist (click the word for a definition) who enjoys recreational Christianity, I’ve frequently heard a song in church that says, “Life is filled with swift transitions.” Who can’t attest to that? One of the swiftest and heaviest transitions of all is coming of age, a young person’s progression from childhood to adulthood.

It’s an important milestone, one which comes with many difficulties; not surprising since the mental leap from childhood to adulthood happens gradually over several years. Despite this, in the modern world — or at least the U.S. — we don’t systematically recognize this transition. Sure, there are privileges to which we all look forward, but there’s no formal acknowledgment that things change in terms of relationships with family, friends, and social institutions. Luckily, we have one tradition that might be able to help: the act of people gathering together in the dark for a couple of hours to suspend disbelief and assume another guise, to teach us something about ourselves. Or, put simply, theater.

Film does a good job of this, too, and I would say no one does a better job of it than Steven Spielberg. (Funny, considering he almost directed one of the pieces I talk about today for the screen before it became a theater project.) The recurring themes of his movies, though they’re generally optimistic and sentimental, deal with experiences common to one’s coming of age: loss of innocence (said innocence is usually exemplified as a childlike sense of wonder and faith), the tension in parent-child relationships, ordinary characters searching for — or coming in contact with — extraordinary beings or finding themselves in extraordinary circumstances (or what one might consider extraordinary as they begin this part of their life’s journey).

Since the three shows I picked for this episode of “if I did it” — two by Andrew Lloyd Webber, one by Stephen Schwartz (we’re back in familiar composer territory) — all deal, in one form or another, with coming of age, and, coincidentally enough, they also more or less tick the boxes of Spielberg movies, I call this collection “Musicals à la Spielberg.” Granted, not every single item I just listed above is reflected in all of these shows, but enough is there to make the comparison. Like life, they can be funny, and they can also be bitter and serious and deadly, but if we’re lucky, everything turns out alright.

  • Click here if you’re interested in my ideas for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. (Note: This was previously posted at gdelgidirector on April 16, 2017. It has been modified for its present audience.)
  • Click here to access my proposal for Whistle Down the Wind. (Note: This was previously posted at gdelgidirector on August 30, 2016. It has been modified for its present audience.)
  • And click here to check out my Pippin proposal. (Note: This was previously posted at gdelgidirector on February 12, 2017. It has been modified for its present audience, including the incorporation of material from a post at gdelgiproducer on February 19, 2014.)

Thanks in advance for reading, and I welcome comments on the proposals!

Ask Me Anything, Vol. 1

Hi, folks! Well, I asked for questions, and you didn’t disappoint. Some of you got surprisingly deep on me, but I relish any opportunity to explore the inner machinations of my mind in the written word. Without further ado, let’s get to it! (I’ve rephrased some of these, with the permission of those who submitted questions, to more clearly get at what they meant.)

What is theater to you?

It’s the ultimate of the performing arts — of all the arts for that matter. It’s also the platform with the greatest freedom and ability to say something of import.

Do you consider yourself part of the theater world (in the insider sense)?

Hell no! Compared to some of these people, I’m a relative newcomer to professional production. In that sense, I might as well not be from the theater world. Put delicately, I know a lot about a little and a little about a lot, but that doesn’t make me an insider. (Yet.)

Is there any producing skill everyone should have that you admit you’re wobbly in?

Ouch, right in the tenders! Okay, well… if I said there wasn’t, I’d be lying. I’ve got the basics of processing agreements and budget proposals down, but unless I’m looking for something specific, sometimes I still get lost when reading the fine print of a contract, or some of the financial statements. Also, when I see most press presentations today, I fear for my taste in advertising. But being wobbly in these skills doesn’t bother me. I look at it this way: I can sing well enough, but I don’t dance and I barely act. That’s what my actors, dancers, and singers are for. I may not have all of my essential abilities as a producer down to a science, but that’s what I’m there for. I’m grateful for those who can do what I can’t, and those who can’t do what I can are (hopefully) grateful for me as well. The performing arts are a collaborative effort — the work of a tribe. But somebody has to be the chief. At the end of the day, that’s me.

Have you ever considered another role in the arts besides producing?

Funny, I was just talking about that! I’ve acted in elementary and junior high school, and also in some liturgical drama and fundraisers with Beneficent Church in Providence. (None of that “I’m only involved with theater that moves me” crap, I’ve been in the trenches!) I’m told I acquit myself well enough, but if I’m being honest, I’d starve if that was my career. I can’t dance, and though I can sing well enough, I can’t read a note of music. Do I occasionally succumb to acting or directing aspirations? Yes, thus some of the experiences I share on this blog. Could I do either of those jobs regularly? Nope. I could never do what actors do, on that kind of schedule, by any means. And being a director means putting up with actor idiosyncrasies on the ground level. But, while I’m glad I’ll never do those regularly, I’m also glad I have them under my belt. It was essential for me to do that, so I could understand what those positions need from me. Everything that I’ve learned about direction or acting helps me in my chosen role — that of the producer.

You did an entry comparing different types of producers, and their admirable — and less admirable — traits. Which type would you say you are?

While I identify strongly with the “ascended fan,” I’d like to think that I’m picking up as many of the good traits from all of those categories as I can. I’m “green” by comparison to most of the theater people I know; I’ve been a professional producer for only thirteen years at the time of writing (believe it or not, that’s still “wet behind the ears” to most people in the industry), so I can’t say I’ve developed a distinct style or method yet. Frankly, I’m still trying to find a term for the figure that I cut when I started in the business… my colleague, Richard Haase, has frequently remarked that on the Internet I come across as a very imposing and scary person at times; his nickname for me when I was new was “Caligula.” I left such an indelible impression of that type that, when he met me in person, he couldn’t have been more surprised to find I was rather polite and easygoing, for the most part. (My new nickname became “Jekyll and Hyde.”) It’s a weird dichotomy that I’ve relied on, to my advantage, as a producer over the years. But what do you call the type that can turn on a dime from charming eccentric to utter pit horror when the situation calls for it? 😛

I’m from RI too, majoring in film… is it difficult to get into the industry in New England in general? I mean, I imagine it would be, but I’m just trying to prepare myself for after college, you know? Thanks!

I wouldn’t say it’s difficult, but I will say that there are some very closed ranks in the artistic community, be it theater, film, the music scene, or whatever. It’s only because of this phenomenon that I consider opportunities in New England kind of rare. Other people would tell you to relocate to increase your career options, but I have different advice. If you’re a film major, you’re likely either already making a film, or you’re going to be doing it shortly. Keep making films, period. Once one has grasped the absolute basics, the arts, no matter the specific field, are one of the few places where one only learns further on the job; consequently, the most important thing is to always be working. So keep making films. The more you work on it, the more you’ll learn what kind of film you’re good at. Once you’ve learned what kind of film you’re good at, keep doing it, and do it well, whether it’s with a boatload of money or with a Big Mac coupon, catnip, and a rubber mouse. If camp is your forte, make campy movies. If you can’t make anything but porno, do it. Make film! You’ll be known by the work you produce, and by its quality. That’s how you get into an industry and stay there.


Well, this was fun, and I have loads more answers to your questions, but I’ll save them for another installment since I’m still an incredibly long-winded fella. Keep asking them; I love answering them!

(For those who only care about what’s next, two out of three directing proposals have been prepared for the next installment. It should be up after Easter. After that, there’s only one more portfolio of directing proposals to get through, and then we’re on to acting! I can’t wait to take you down that road!!)

The Not-FAQ, Part 2: Ask Me Anything

Hello, readers! It’s time for sort of a status update on what’s going on with this blog, and to start something new.

As you might have guessed, I’m itching to move on to writing about acting (I have lots of stuff to say on that subject), but I still have a few sample directing proposals under my hat that are coming up. It takes time to write them, hence my seeming laxity about my usual posting schedule, so I’ve decided on a quickie solution in the meantime since people are occasionally curious about my life and career.

When I started this blog, I put together a page of Questions That Aren’t So Frequently Asked But You’re Here So Why Not Ask Them (or “Not-FAQ,” for short), which wound up being largely about the blog and what I planned to do with it. But aside from that, and an About the Author page, you didn’t get a sense of me.

I also feel somewhat remiss that I didn’t write about producing nearly as much as I could have, considering I am an active producer of stage, screen, and television projects, all currently in development. (My working theory is that since it’s my day-to-day, I didn’t find it nearly as interesting to write about as other people might find it to read about, and so I rushed through some token posts about minor aspects of the job or things that still held my interest instead of fully devoting my attention to it. Mea culpa.)

So, taking my cue from Reddit’s IAmA community, I’ve decided to put an end to speculation by answering questions from inquiring minds. Ask me anything! Be it related to stuff in my career, my personal life (within reason), my directing proposals, or whatever you want to know about, ask and I will answer. In recognition of the fact that this whole thing started because of Tumblr (I joined initially to record some moments in my young life as I climbed the ladder of success, and achieved a token amount of notoriety in several musical theater fandoms on the platform), I’m opening up the ask box at one of my old spaces there.

Click here to submit questions!

Anon asking is allowed. Each person who asks, whether they identify themselves or not, will be allowed three questions each, to give everybody a chance to post and to offer more than one question should they have more than one. Let’s do this!

“If I Did It,” Vol. 2: Three Shows, One Century

Hi, folks! For this installment of how shows would look “if I did it,” which incidentally grants prospective directors a glimpse at how I formulate the artistic proposals that I mentioned here, I decided I’d look at some very well-liked musical snapshots of specific eras in American history.

Scholars have successfully argued over the years that musical theater is one of the few indigenous American art forms (along, incidentally, with comic books, the murder mystery, and jazz), so it’s hardly surprising that many of the most successful Broadway musicals chronicle — sometimes unconsciously — America’s times, people, and events, its dreams, legends, the national mood, politics, and its extraordinary muscle and resilience. More than that, some of the 20th century’s most groundbreaking musicals have been about important issues, either on the surface or in the subtext, an exciting forum in which to talk about our world’s issues and to make sense of the chaos of our lives.

Bearing this in mind, I decided to explore three popular musicals that are, in whole or in part, about what are widely regarded as some of the most influential times and issues in modern America: West Side Story, Hair, and Rent. I’ve grouped them not just because the latter are two of the all-time, best-known reflections of counterculture in musical theater history, frequently compared to each other, but because the protagonists of all three shows are more or less parallel types: young people — in most cases, no older than teen or college age — struggling for acceptance, who demand that the establishment (be it parents, society, etc.) account for the way it has treated/raised them, acknowledge its responsibility for the problems they face, and do something to either alleviate or repair the situation it created. Be it through gang culture, political demonstrations, or art, they band together, find a unique natural aesthetic, and try to change their respective environment, with varying degrees of success.

An intriguing thing I noticed in particular: with West Side Story set (nominally) in the 1950s, Hair in the 1960s, and Rent in a weird pop culture void that combines elements of the 1980s and early-to-mid-1990s, when examined back to back, one can see, in alarming detail, how the mistakes of previous generations may have affected the children — and grandchildren — that followed. It’s eerie, yet unsurprising, to note that the more things changed about the world, the more they stayed the same.

  • Click here to access my proposal for West Side Story. (Note: This was previously posted at gdelgidirector on July 26, 2016. It has been modified for its present audience.)
  • Click here to check out my Hair proposal. (Note: Some of the basic ideas were previously posted at gdelgidirector on January 11, 2018. They’ve been fleshed out with material from a defunct blog of mine devoted to an abortive attempt at a fan screenplay, and modified for their present audience.)
  • And click here if you’re interested in my ideas for Rent. (Note: This was previously posted at gdelgidirector on January 11, 2018. It has been modified for its present audience.)

One thing to note before I go: you’ll see, especially in the last proposal, that sometimes I don’t cover every single subcategory I’ve included in other proposals when I write a new one. For lack of a better way to put it, some shows need more help than others; sometimes I’ll have enough ideas to fill 20 pages, and sometimes I think I can fix a show in 8. You’ll experience the same thing for yourself. Length doesn’t matter, as long as you’ve expressed yourself clearly and articulately. (Although it may help to realize this document is merely a way of getting your thoughts to paper and making it easier to describe them, perhaps out loud, in a much more condensed format than the document allows. Let’s face it, attention spans — and reading levels — aren’t what they used to be.)

Thanks in advance for reading, and I welcome comments on the proposals!

Directing Trends (An Informal Continuation)

Hi, everybody! Before I got into directing fundamentals and the first of a series of sample artistic proposals, I wrote about finding my directorial style. Well, you know me (and, in the words of Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes, if you don’t know me by now, you will never, never, never know me)… it’s Peter Falk time again: “Just one more thing…”

(Please don’t call me out on my dated pop culture references. I know. I’ve made peace with it, as evidenced by the fact that, in addition to my pilfering popular music of the past, this is the second time I’ve brought up Columbo. I’m an elder-gay before his time. Shit happens, usually to good people. Chill.)

In my post about directorial styles, I referred to things like the actor/musician trend and the proliferation of replica productions and opined about them to boot. However, I neglected to mention a cautionary tale about one director’s folly, and to gripe about a mistake current directors frequently make that needs attention from the next crop of talent if they want to be any good. So, reasoning there’s no time like the present before I continue my series of proposals and completely — for the moment, anyway — depart from the subject, I thought I’d get to both of these things now. Enjoy!

Don’t Coast on What’s Working!

Picture it: New York, spring 2003. Bernadette Peters is about to open in a major Broadway revival of Gypsy, directed by the inimitable Sam Mendes. The librettist, Arthur Laurents, was initially very supportive; it was his idea to cast Peters after seeing her triumphant Carnegie Hall concert. During previews, however, Arthur decided that the production was becoming quite a mess, and he turned on it, as only Arthur could. (Oh, the stories many a theater luminary can tell about Arthur…)

Despite the simply awful things Arthur was saying about Sam all over town, including calling him “an untalented fraud,” Sam still wanted to please Arthur and regain his approval, and he made several attempts, only to be shut down each time. Nothing could ever change Arthur’s mind once he’d made it up about someone or something. (Granted, he’d later admit that Bernadette, and her co-stars Tammy Blanchard and John Dossett, did great work, but great work in a shit production is damning with faint praise, especially if it came from Arthur.)

It is the story of one of Sam’s attempts to curry Arthur’s favor that brings us our lesson for this post. One night, Sam called Arthur after a performance to tell him how well it was going and how much better Bernadette was getting each night. The conversation dragged on endlessly as Arthur shot down every good point Sam thought he was making, and needled him with perorations — albeit thoughtful and articulate ones if you buy Arthur’s later assertion that much of his book Mainly on Directing had its basis in his notes for Sam — about what needed to be done.

Finally, near defeat, Sam made a fatal mistake: grasping for any potential life raft, he said, “Well, the strippers went over well.” Sam was referring to “You Gotta Get a Gimmick,” the endearingly bawdy Act II showpiece in which a threesome of hilariously costumed burlesque dancers teach Louise (later Gypsy Rose Lee) the ropes of stripping. It has been a hands-down highlight in every production of Gypsy since the day it premiered, a show-stopping, scene-stealing, outrageously funny novelty song.

Well, rumor had it Arthur rolled his eyes so far up to heaven that God got scared and hid. After a beat, he responded: “Sam, anyone can make that number work. You could cast Saddam Hussein and his two sons as those three strippers and it would still bring down the house. GoodNight.” (Followed, of course, by a dramatic slamming of the phone into its cradle.)

Bitchy as he was, and often could be, Arthur had a point. When you’re directing a show, and it’s not going well overall, don’t pat yourself on the back when things that would work if Ed freaking Wood was in the director’s seat turn out like they’re supposed to. Not every show is idiot-proof, but even in a flop, unless you’ve managed to pick performers who are uniformly wrong for the show or have utterly clueless writers, there’s a sequence that will always work 100% of the time, having nothing whatsoever to do with what you bring to the table. That’s a mark of the moment’s brilliance, not yours. Yes, celebrate that the work is still living up to the authors’ intentions somewhere, but don’t use this as an excuse to just coast on what works. Strive for a production that lives up to those highlights.

…for some reason, I sense you need another example, so another example you shall have. Ironically enough, this second illustration of the point comes from a performance in another work related to Stephen Sondheim (who, of course, wrote the lyrics for Gypsy): Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett in Tim Burton’s film version of Sweeney Todd. I’m not sure I’d place her work among the top 10 worst movie musical performances of all time, but she’s definitely on a more general list of the same. As we’ve all no doubt heard by now, she suffered from being sabotaged by Burton, who, in his quest to prove that he didn’t cast her out of nepotism, forced people to guess that anyway by making her give the most low-key performance ever seen of Mrs. Lovett. She ruined obvious punchlines in “A Little Priest,” she barely sang or spoke above a whisper; all the way around it was awful. (In fairness, with good direction and a freer hand, she acquitted herself much better in Les Mis.)

For all she got wrong, she nailed her delivery of Lovett’s classic one-liners (e.g., “That’s all very well, but wot are we gonna do about ‘im?” or “For a second there, I thought you lost yer marbles”). However, at least in my opinion, they only work because of the same principles that Arthur pointed out to Sam: if everything that leads up to them structurally is done right, and for the most part it was (granted, right for Burton’s version, not necessarily what’d work elsewhere), anyone can land a direct hit with them.

A Delicate Balance

As a director in training observing revivals of classic pieces, I’ve noticed a particular issue with a fair amount of them: tonal balance between light and dark, or the lack thereof. I’ll use one of my favorite musicals, Hair, as an example; it’s a pretty handy one for illustrating this point.

Newer productions get that show wrong in a variety of ways — failing to present an honest portrait of that era or honor the original intent of the show’s creators being chief sins — but primarily, they tend to be too slick and polished (Hair is at its best when it makes up for lack of polish and resources with spirit and a certain rough charm), and it gets too dark too soon. In newer productions, the hatred of war and other counterculture commentary overwhelms the more joyous elements by about the middle of Act I, and the show becomes a relentless march toward its tragic conclusion. (Granted, that may be a reflection of how today’s sensibilities play against yesterday’s material, particularly in Hair’s case, but that’s still how it seems to me.) In many ways Hair was unconventional and even groundbreaking, no doubt about it, but it followed the conventional musical theater of its day regarding tone and balance.

The downward spiral of a person’s life is always tragic, but for some reason, it hits harder when the person started off doing well, and in theater, that is especially true. At its longest, a musical or play is a little over two hours, so it’s necessary to paint highly detailed subjects (or objects) in broad strokes, to stretch definitions far, to emphasize the biggest traits of each character because there’s no time for in-depth study when the meter is running and an audience has paid for their tickets. What is recognized as classic musical theater-style staging (fast, brash, energetic, intense, emotional, and presentational) arose in large part from that factor. And all of this is part of the reason why, during that era, especially in shows with mature themes and content (of which Hair was not the first and assuredly not the last, merely the first — or one of the first — to do so with major commercial success among a youth audience), a deliberate contrast in tone was introduced between the first and second acts to provide balance.

If the first half of a show is played with a lighter tone (in Hair’s case, balancing the sociopolitical content with humor and the joyful “spirit of the Sixties”), it makes the solemn scenes that may follow in the second half more solemn — and gives them more impact when they arrive — because the downward turn of events is greater. This helps theater do what it’s supposed to do best: evoke an emotional reaction from the viewer. As an audience member, you feel more for Claude in Act II, as you should, and you respond more to what’s going on because you’re invested in what’s going on, and things have gone downhill overall.

You can also see this principle manifested in productions of other shows from that era, like, say, Fiddler on the Roof. (Yeah, I know… hard to believe that Fiddler and Hair came from the same space in time, but only four years separated their respective Broadway debuts.) I’ve never seen a production of Fiddler, even a less-than-brilliant one, where there’s a dry eye in the house when Hodel says goodbye to her father, Tevye, and the Jewish characters must leave Anatevka. The audience connects; they feel these exiles’ pain, even if they’ve never lived through similar events (or had older relatives who did). That would be impossible — or at least a much harder job — if the first half didn’t have a lighter touch, and Act I of Fiddler is assuredly more fun (and much funnier) than Act II. When these things happen to people you’re rooting for and who you’ve seen in better times, the serious moments have more oomph.

To call it “a delicate balance” — referencing in the process the Edward Albee play of the same name (in which Elaine Stritch gave a masterful performance, well worth its Tony nomination, in the 1996 revival) — is a vast understatement. Quoting a character from Sam Peckinpah’s Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, this balance is that of “a walk through hell on a spiderweb.” But the secret of creating good, effective theater is that the hard work involved is the fun of doing a play. And, for actors and directors alike, being bigger and more expressive in style requires no less discipline or skill than any other method; to portray genuine emotions and subtle nuances within such a framework is one of the greatest challenges they’ll ever face.

Let’s hope we’re up to it!

(Note: The above info was modified for this audience from a couple of posts made at gdelgidirector on April 18 and July 9, 2018.)

“If I Did It,” Vol. 1: A Tale of Two Christs

Hello, everyone! I’d like to begin my series of directing proposals (which I’m gonna call exactly what they are — namely, this is what the show in question would be like “if I did it”) with my spin on two of my all-time favorites, Jesus Christ Superstar and Godspell. Most people stan either show heavily, to the exclusion of the other one; I’m one of those rare folks who has a foot in both camps. This is partly because my interest in one (in this case, JCS) led to the discovery of the other (Godspell).

As a child, people always said I was a person born outside of time because I had way more interest in yesterday’s hits than today’s favorites; I was regularly the only something — only second grader who knew JCS inside and out, only Beatles fanatic in the fifth grade, only middle schooler obsessed with Hair, etc., with an increasingly musical theater lean that should have been a clue to my sexually confused young self — and very enthusiastic about whatever I happened to be into at the time. It was sharing my interest in JCS, effusively, with everyone I knew who’d listen, that brought me to Godspell. A kindly neighbor who I came to regard as a second mother later in life through my close relationship with her two oldest children and with her family, and who was amazed someone so young had such interest in musical theater, let me borrow a movie her mother taped off Cinemax, which turned out to be Godspell. (She also loaned me the movie of West Side Story. Et voilà — a show biz legend was born!)

Given how I came to know both shows at around the same juncture, I thought it might be interesting to compare two different approaches to the same subject matter as conceived by the same putative director. (Indeed, the thought has occurred to me to explore this quite literally — to present the shows “in rep.” My irreverent side would love to call the double-bill “Night of the Living Dead,” if it didn’t mean getting chased out of town with the proverbial torches and pitchforks by rabid fundamentalist Christian types.) But before we begin, a couple of words about a director’s choices and dramaturgy.

Firstly, I often find that a person’s choices, in their career and their life, reflect something about who they are, to an extent, and that’s certainly true here. In my case, starting with two shows that deal with questions of faith — and, I guess, developing proposals for them to begin with — betrays religious leanings in my distant past. I don’t remember hearing about God, Jesus, or anything like that before a certain age. I was about 4 when I first started becoming aware of religion. Something related to Christendom spawned a cover story in Time magazine, and they had this beautiful traditional artwork of Jesus on the front that caught my eye. I became obsessed with religion in general, and the Christ story in particular. (Even now a lot of my extracurricular reading is devoted to religious fiction and non-fictional religious studies, and the shelves of my film collection are strewn with biblical epics, both Old Testament and New. I’m by no means invested in the Abrahamic faiths, but I won’t deny that I’m very knowledgeable about them.)

I glibly dismissed all that during my teens with something along these lines: “In hindsight, I realize I didn’t have a father figure in my life growing up in a single-parent household, so I was looking for one, and who’s a bigger daddy than (the traditional Christian concept of) God?” I no longer feel it was so cut and dried, but regardless, that fascination with the story stayed with me, even into present-day atheism.

(Yes, I’m an atheist. In the words of George Carlin, “…when it comes to believing in God, I […] tried. I tried to believe that there is a God who created each of us in His image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things […] but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up. Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would’ve been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. [And, by the way, I say “this guy” because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could, or would, ever fuck things up like this.] So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he’s at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn’t give a shit […] which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.” Where I differ from the average Christian is that I don’t think the importance of the stories or the teachings diminishes if Jesus didn’t exist, or if the Bible is not a total literal recording of historical events. We didn’t throw out the morals of the Grimm fairy tales just because they never actually happened, did we?)

I remain utterly fascinated by the mythology of it all, specifically, that surrounding the person worshiped as Jesus Christ. For being, arguably, a composite character created from the stories of other dying-and-rising gods, demigods, solar deities, saviors, and other divine or historical figures, it’s amazing that this particular example of the mythic hero archetype — which may or may not have been based on a real Jewish rebel with a mystical side — survived and went down so well with so many people. It bemuses me that there are so many prisms through which to view the character; he has an unusual universality that allows many people to see themselves in him. I feel this level of enthusiasm for the subject matter would be an asset when dealing with deceptively difficult shows like these. It’s like that advice that’s frequently given to authors just starting: “Write what you know.” It turns out directing what you know doesn’t hurt either.

Secondly, you’ll come across the term “dramaturgy” in these documents. For those who are unaware (hey, someone might be!), dramaturgy is a comprehensive exploration of the context in which a play resides. A dramaturge (i.e., the person who does the dramaturgy) is usually the resident expert on the physical, social, political, and economic milieus in which the action takes place, the psychological underpinnings of the characters, the various metaphorical expressions in the play of thematic concerns; as well as on the technical consideration of the play as a piece of writing: structure, rhythm, flow, even individual word choices. They might inform the director, the cast, and the audience about a play’s history and its current importance; this may take the form of creating files of materials about the show’s social context then and now, preparing program notes, leading post-production discussions, or writing study guides for schools and groups. Ideally, a director will come into a project having done upfront research of their own that informs their ideas for tackling the piece, but a dramaturge — if you have one — is an invaluable resource to learn from and to draw upon as needed. In a world with no guarantees, however, it’s important to show your work, so that’s what I tend to do, invariably at length.

At any rate…

  • Click here to access my proposal for JCS. (Note: This was previously posted at gdelgidirector on July 25, 2016, and subsequently revised in August 2017. It has been modified for its present audience.)
  • And click here to check out my Godspell proposal. (Note: This was previously posted at gdelgidirector on December 16, 2017. It has been modified for its present audience.)

Revisiting these was rather cathartic for me; it helped me re-explore a faith I’d long ago left behind, and reminded me that it’s okay to have nostalgia for belief now and then. Thanks in advance for reading, and I welcome comments on the proposals!

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